This is my owner Carolyn. She lets me sleep next to her bed. I get very excited when she says, 'skitch 'em Noddy!', because I get to run around and bark as loud as I can. It sounds so mature and dog-like.
She is often away or moving rooms/houses so I get a little confused as to where I should be...but I can always go to my REAL owner, Robyn, and she doesn't tease me like Carolyn, give me bad haircuts, or give me away to people I don't know, and she treats me like a princess.
Oh, and here's the news, Carolyn just turned 50 this year! FIFTY! Man, that's 350 dog years!